"Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling"
— General life philosophy
(via fearlessknightsandfairytales)


Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk


watch this video

no seriously



you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring

  • what she says: you can touch my hair if you want
  • what she means: please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten


Sure, kittens are cute and all..but what about the love and wisdom of old dogs?

posted 2 hours ago with 2 notes

shout out to me for doing 235 pages of reading in the last 12 hours, while also eating dinner, going to a meeting, procrastinating, etc.

negative shout out for the fact that that’s roughly 90 pages less than I should’ve done had one of my textbooks arrived on time.


It’s 2 AM and this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. Tears are streaming down my face. 

Who thought this would be a good mashup? And why?


Sam & Josh


Sam & Josh

shout out to the 10 PM to midnight barista for playing Blink-182 right when I needed it